11/10/2009

I took kindergarten twice

-willingly. The class was easy. But i didn't want to leave. The pussy was too good. Too easy. So i took it again and took as much as i could.

I guess i got drunk again tonight. AESOMWE DRAWY TEIM!


SHUT UP. I think too much. i feed too much. i sleep too much. lose things too much. too-stuck-up. And i'm madder than a toad right now.

I set a toad on fire this weekend at a campfire. You see, down in south florida, we go out to the woods and mudholes and make bonfires, get drunk, and go mudding. And that's about as exciting as it gets. BUT. there was a toad in the fire this time. And some girl got really upset about it. But i couldn't be bothered about it because i was as mad as a toad.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT AHPPENS TO A TOAD WHEN ITS SET ON FIRE???? THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE. IT GETS MAD.

also, bar fight. spilled beer. wing-ling. and something about a monday night football game that i couldn't be bothered with. Did i mention i took kindergarten twice? I did.

I tried to impress some people at the bar with my automobile knowledge (ZERO) by throwing out numbers and parts. I think it worked. I would recommend getting twenty twos on your spark plug adjuster. Because it needs the z-niner to get the fuel pump humming.

11/05/2009

Hideki Matsui is the beast of the east



I colored the batgirl one a few nights ago. Drew the beast yesterday and painted it last night on the old condenso layer system (3 i believe).

Also, i was drunk while painting. It was an interesting experience.